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1 min read
fahk
I've been so inactive
BUT BUT BUT BUUUT
I GOT A TABLET
SO THAT'S GREAT 8D
bamboo splash bitchessss //shot
I'm tracing the slendy and I pic right naow so yeah
pls
pls forgive me
;-;
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52 Secrets About Yourself
Be HONEST no matter what.
Stolen from :iconshaman-hearts: (I take everything from her //shot)

1. What is your natural hair colour?
It's a very dark brown. I mean very /very/ dark brown.

2. Where was your ID pic taken?
Uhwhat

3. What's your middle name?
I
don't
have one
"orz

4. Your current relationship status?
Single and ready to mingle //kicked

5. Honestly, does your crush like you back?
Probably. All my friends are like "DON'T WORRY SAM HE LIKES YOU"
or idk.

6. What is your current mood?
Seething in a quiet way.

7. What's the color of your underwear?
Nope

8. What is one thing that makes you happy?
Drawinggg

9.Who was the last person you cuddled with?
My dog :iconforeveraloneplz:

10. If you could go back in time, and change something what would it be?
idk.

11. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day?
PIG

12. Ever had a near death experience?
Well about 4 days ago, I was in the kitchen, and I got bored and wanted to eat some sugar. So I took a fairly big sized spoon, and I ate only one teaspoon of sugar. I was eating it bit by bit when suddenly my mom yells at me. I panicked and poured the rest of it down my throat, and I started choking. I couldn't breathe, and I started feeling dizzy, until I grabbed like 4 bottles of water and started drinking them all. So yeah. I won't do that ever again.


13. Something you do a lot?
Drawing and singing and talking.

14. What's the name of the song stuck in your head right now?
Hurting for a very hurtful painnnn

15. Who did you copy and paste this from?
:iconshaman-hearts:

16. Name someone with the same b-day as you?
Louis Braille, the person who invented braille. |D

17. When was the last time you cried?
This morning.

18. Have you ever sang in front of a large audience?
With other people, yes.

19. If you could have one super power what would it be?
FLYING. I WANNA BE A FLYING PIG

20. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Smile //nosebleed

22. What's your biggest secret?
nope. |D

23. What's your favorite color?
Grrrrrrrreen.

24. When was the last time you lied?
Just now. I told my friend I was typing up homework (she called me) XD

25. Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows?
Sometimes...asdfghjkl

27. What are you eating or drinking at the moment?
Oreo YoCrunch mmmmmm.

28. What's your favorite smell?
Gasoline. Weird, huh?

29. If you could describe life in one word what would it be?
Lies.

30. When was the last time you gave/received a hug?
Yesterday. This kid in my class came up to me and hugged me //shudder

31. Have you ever been kissed in the rain?
Nope

32. What are you thinking about right now?
Pigs

33. What should you be doing?
Talking with said friend

34. What was the last thing that made you upset?
My mommy pfft

35. Do you like working in the yard?
Nooooo.

36. If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
Something that isn't spanish >.> I want an American last name god dangit.

37. Name 5 things in your closet:
Clothes, toys that I don't play with anymore, stuffed animals, socks, hats.

38. Do you act different around your crush?
Sometimes I act ditzy, I act happy.

39. When was the last time you slept with a stuffed animal?
Last year probably //shot

40. How many times do you take a shower a week?
4 or 5 times.

41. Do you brush your teeth everyday?
...yesno.

42. Have you ever said something stupid in front of your crush?
Um. Yes.

43. Have you ever watched a hockey game?
No.

44. Do you lie about your age?
...yes.

45. Ever been jealous about something stupid?
OF COURSE "orz

46. Do you pick your nose?
Who doesn't? //shot and kicked

47. What's the one food you hate?
Anything related to pigs, excluding ham.

48. What's the one junk food you cant live without?
McDonald's. I gotta admit, I'm lovin it.

49. How old were you when you found out Santa was fake?
5 years old son.

50. Have you ever blown your nose and looked inside the napkin?
Duh.

51. Describe your favourite underwear you have?
No.

52. Did you lie in any of these questions?
...noyes.
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huehuehuehue

4 min read
Taken from :iconshaman-hearts:

Your Loli/Shota side:
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[ ] You love sweets and cute things.
[ ] You are often confused and lost in conversations with your friends.
[ ] You blush simply thinking of sexual things.
[ ] People often call you cute.
[x] You care a lot about your friends.
[ ] You embarrass yourself a lot with silly question or statements.
[ ] You like bright, soft colors.
[ ] You enjoy listening to cute, sweet, gentle songs.
[ ] You add things to the end of your friend's names
[ ] People often say "aww" when you've done something clumsy/silly.
[ ] You like anime/movies about romance, love and friendship.
Total: 2 PFFFFT //kicked

Your Tsundere side:
[ ] You come off as tough and confident on the outside, when you are actually soft and emotional on the inside.
[ ] You often hide your true feelings for someone.
[ ] You are caring but deny it when someone tells it to you.
[x] You are protective.
[ ] When someone bugs you, you tell them right away strongly, but are still on the inside worried that you've hurt them.
[ ] You are easily embarrassed.
[x] Compliments make you feel awkward and you always deny them.
[ ] You tease and bully the one you love to hide your feelings.
[x] You can be violent at times.
[ ] You may hurt people a lot, but regret it right away.
[ ] When people say Thank You, you often reply by saying it was for yourself (When it wasn't)
[ ] You never cry in front of others.
Total: 3

Your Yandere side:
[x] You are often loving, caring, sweet - until someone upsets you badly.
[x] When angry, you'll normally hide it until the time for revenge is right.
[x] You can at times, be obsessive.
[ ] People have said you are "two-faced".
[ ] People tell you you're nice, but can be creepy at times.
[ ] You scare the crap out of your friends when you get upset.
[ ] People find it weird to see you do anything other than gentle and smiling.
[x] When you're upset, sometimes you still smile, even when saying something harsh.
[ ] You can get very violent.
[ ] You love to help people, but often love to help yourself more.
[ ] You like slow, sweet, but twisted songs.
[ ] You like colors like dark blue or light red.
Total: 3

Your Kuudere side:
[ ] You don't show your emotions to others.
[ ] You hide your true feelings.
[x] When you become close to someone, you slowly open up.
[ ] Although you don't show it, you are easily made happy.
[ ] You care for others a lot, still you don't show it.
[ ] People think you are mysterious.
[x] You can be shy.
[ ] You aren't very loud, rather silent.
[x] You know who to trust and who not to.
[x] You choose your friends wisely.
[x] You like simple colors, like light purple or white.
[x] You are rather mature.
Total: 6 NO. IM A YANDERE BECAUSE OF :iconl3nkun:

Your Dandere side:
[ ] You are a shy person.
[ ] You are quiet and don't speak up for yourself.
[ ] You look down instead of straight forwards when walking.
[ ] You sometimes go to extreme levels just to get out of public speaking.
[ ] You have stage fright.
[ ] You are stoic and not very open.
[ ] You hide yourself with your hair at times.
[ ] Your face starts boiling when speaking with others.
[ ] You speak very quietly in case you say something silly or you sound weird.
[ ] You are afraid of meeting new people.
[ ] You are a hard worker.
[x] You do not have as many friendships as others, but those you do have, you cherish very much.
Total: 1

I am not a kuudere.
I am a yandere.
This is all lies.
//flips table
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BRITISH
[ ] You drink a lot of tea.
[x] You know what a trolly is
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[ ] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[ ] Fish and chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast. Easily.
[ ] You dislike Emos almost as much as you dislike Chavs.
[ ] It's football.... Not soccer.
Total = 1

AUSTRALIAN
[ ] You wear flip-flops all year.
[ ] You call flip-flops "thongs" not flip-flops.
[ ] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something.
Total = 3

ITALIAN
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces. (probably...she lives in South America so I wouldn't know asdfghjkl)
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye colour.
[ ] You speak some Italian
[x] You are under 5'10''
[ ]Pizza/spaghetti is among the best food in the world.
[ ] You talk with your hands.
Total = 3

SPANISH
[ ] You say 'member' instead of remember. (I know people who do this)
[x] You speak Spanish or some.
[ ] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe LiKe ThIs On YoUr CoMpUtEr. (I know people who do this)
[x] You are dark skinned.
[x] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You speak fast sometimes
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[x] You know what platanos are.
Total = 5

RUSSIAN
[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[ ] You know the difference between channel 1 and RTVI.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[ ] You don't get cold easily.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[ ] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
[ ] You eat sushi more than once a week.
[ ] You love listening to techno.
Total = 1

POLISH
[ ] You know what a pizda is.
[ ] You have Pierogi at least once a week.
[x] People randomly call you their best friend.
[ ] You have made/know what pisanki are.
[ ] You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 World Cup.
Total = 1

IRISH
[ ] You have a bad temper. (not all the time >.>)
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a y, on, un, an, in, ry, ly.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the colour green.
[ ] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland....
[ ] You have/had blond hair
[ ] You have/had freckles.
Total = 1

ASIAN
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[ ] You like rice... a lot.
[x] You are good at math.
[x] You have played the piano.
[x] You have family from Asia. (great-great-great-great-great GRANDFATHER)
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[x] Most people think you're Chinese. (they say I'm asian. dafuq.)
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total = 5

GERMAN
[x] You like bread
[x] You think American Chocolate is good.
[ ] You speak some German
[ ] You know what Schnitzel is.
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're under 5'4".
Total = 4

CANADIAN
[ ] You like to ride 4 wheelers.
[x] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some French.  
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch Degrassi.
Total = 1

FRENCH
[ ] You like French toast.
[ ] You speak a little or are fluent in French.
[ ] You have eaten a snail.
[ ] You like fashion.
[ ] You have been to France.
[x] You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew.
Total = 1

AMERICAN
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[x] You've been to more than 5 states.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured
[ ] You don't read.
[x] You shop at Wal-Mart.
Total = 3

NORWEGIAN
[x] You like/ hate the rain.
[ ] You love trolls.
[ ] You know what lutefisk is.
[ ] You have been whale hunting/seeing.
[ ] Food made with potatoes and flour rule.
[ ] Fish is a huge part of your diet.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes and have blonde or brown hair.
[ ] You know how to fish and have fished before.
Total= 1

I'm mostly Asian and Spanish...not surprised |D
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HOW I SHADE

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YUS
GO SEE IT
//shoos you off
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